101 Dirty Quotes.
Add some naughtiness to your life with these dirty playful quotes.
Text these dirty quotes to your lover, leave a note in his pocket or whisper it in his ears, think he’ll like it!!
-Let’s misbehave.
-So erm….I wanna do ya!
-Let’s engage in some inappropriate activities.
-Let’s try something new, and nasty , tonight.
-You and I have an appointment tonight…get home early.
-I’ve got my heels on …waiting for you to get home.
-Honey, I’ve a a very long list of things to do- and you’re at the top of it.-
-We need to have a serious talk- take your clothes off.
-I got a new pair of shoes…wanna see them on your shoulders?
-You bring out the animal in me. Wanna get my claws into you.
-Just off to fix my hair…. I’ll let you mess it up later.
-I’m your cream…whip me please.
-I wanna be your love slave, will you be mine?
-Can’t get enough of you.
-Are you free tonight? I’d like to tie you up.
-I want to have some arse-smacking time with you-tonight!
-How do you want me, face up or face down?
-Babe, I love your voice-especially when it’s moaning my name.
-Tomorrow, let’s have breakfast in bed. You can toss me like your pancake.
-You love bread….I’m your dough. Kneeaad me baby.
-You’re my lollipop…you know the rest.
-I’m mad about you.
–Let’s do some hardcore cuddling tonight.
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-Tonight I want to be your puppy. Stroke me up, stroke me down.
–Let’s try something nasty tonight.
-Blowing YOUR mind is on MY mind.
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-Wanna make you moan
-Gonna make you say “uhhh”.
-“Turn around!”
-Come inside (it’s cold out)
-Meet me in the elevator 6:30 🙂
-Wanna go up and down in the elevator with me?
Baby, you’re,… no sorry, you’ve GOT , the full package :).
-Oooo, that package be causing damage
-You’re hot AND you hit the spot.
-Your jokes have me laughing. Your strokes have me gasping.
-Your velvet voice gets me moist
-Good morning baby, I love it when it’s hard…..the boiled eggs. Thank you:).
-How many licks to my soft centre? Lets find out!
-You’re my honey, I’m your pot , come fill me with that sweetness you got.
-Slap my butt, I’m your thot.
-Let’s make art, stroke me with your brush
-I want to sway my hips to the beating of your drum.
-Gonna curl your toes tonight!
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My body longs for you.